Frank Lynch for President 2012

When the Shiites were killing us on one side, Al Qaeda was killing us on the other side, and the Sunnis were killing us all around, General Petraeus convinced the Sunnis to stop fighting against us and instead to fight against Al Qaeda.

Simultaneously Petraeus used the fresh troops from the surge to suppress the Shiites.

Petraeus also paid cash to the Sunnis, provided arms, and most importantly promised them that the Sunnis would have a role in the Iraqi government.

 The result was that the Shiites realized we would put in enough troops to suppress them, instead of just running home in defeat as Senator Nobama vainly wished. Facing a never ending supply of US troops, the Shiites laid low.

When the Sunnis joined us in expelling the foreign Al Qaeda fighters, Al Qaeda was defeated in Iraq, and shifted to Afghanistan were there are fewer American troops.

But the Shiites, while temporarily laying low, consulted with their sponsors and fellow Shiites who run Iran, who in turn consulted with their sponsor, Vladmir Putin.

The three devils, Putin, Iran and the Iraqi Shiites, together decided to ‘request’ that America withdraw its troops according the the time schedule set forth by The Chosen One Hussein Obama.

Since Shrub Bush and Senator McSnore are stupid beyond belief, they are agreeing to respect the wishes of the ‘democratically elected’ (Hitler was democratically elected)Russian/Iranian backed Shiite Minority Government of Iraq and are setting up for withdrawal.

Overjoyed beyond belief that we are falling for this Obama/Putin/Iran withdrawal timetable, the Iraqi Shiites are unable to restrain themselves until we are gone, and have already begun the genocide against the Sunnis.

The Shiite Iraqi Army has already begun to disarm the Sunnis who had been fighting on our side. They have been killing Sunnis again, just like they did in 2004, in 2005, in 2006, and in early 2007.

The Sunnis are saying “Hey, Petraeus promised us a voice in the government, but you Shiia are killing us again, and taking away the guns Petraeus gave us. How are we to defend ourselves when Al Qaeda comes back?”

And the Shiite respond by putting dead or alive bounties on the heads of our Sunni allies.

God help us, because both the Democrats and the Republicans are too stupid to notice that this is happening.

And Senators Nobama and McSnore are too stupid to ever figure out what to do about this unfolding betrayal and genocidal tragedy that, if unchecked, will leave the Extremist Shiite Dictators of Iran in total control of Iraq.

With the backing of newly re-emerging Russia under Putin, the Russian/Iranian block will take control of all the Eurasian/MidEastern oil, and we will see $15.00 a gallon gasoline faster than you can sing “Where did all the Sunnis go?” to the tune of Joan Baez’s “Where did all the flowers go?”

In the meantime, the Democrats will still be arguing about whose back yard to put in the wind turbines and solar panels, and the oil companies will be selling all the oil from offshore drilling to China.

And you and I, dear fellow Americans, will be paying giant taxes to pay off the mortgages of the deadbeats who bought houses they couldn’t afford, while paying $400 to fill up the gas tanks of the horribly designed Indian mini-cars, which will be all we can afford.

Start learning how to grow your own vegetables.

While the Shiite Extremists eat Russian caviar and drive Rolls Royce’s.

And the Chosen One Hussein Obama parties on the White House Lawn.